Modesty...

Yes so, we are tying to teach modesty to our girls.

Emma still needs help in the bathroom... she calls to me:

"Mommy, I need help- but don't look at my butt!"

Um, how am I going to help you if I can't look at you? ROFL

Much to my mother's disdain, I have regretfully taught my girls how to do this:

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"Chicken butt!" hahahahaha

and to sing this song:

"Naked butt, naked butt, you have a naked butt (or I have a naked butt)."

Poor Grandma tells the girls that different families say different words to refer to their bottoms. Bottom of what? Exactly.